The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks

Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would like: Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack), Baby Bella to stop shouting ‘BUM’ in public spaces, A new brother who doesn’t fart on me and call it a ‘tasty air biscuit’, Antoine or Daniel (I can’t decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture, Cash (lots of it!), A new diary (I’m really getting through them!) Lots of love, Lottie xxx PS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year? Lottie Brooks LOVES Christmas – there’s presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors…), there’s a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won’t stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!